blader ([info]gulsukat) wrote,
@ 2004-08-21 22:50:00
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go commie media


Chinese Cop Kills Kidnapper [chinese]. Old school gangsta style.

The guy fell five stories. With two shots to the head.

If we had media like that here, we'd have less crime.


















update: Dead Kidnapper Found Alive in Coffin via xulong:

A MAN who was shot by police after kidnapping two children and then shipped off to be cremated was found to be alive by funeral workers who heard him groan. Zhang Kailin, 36, was shot at point-blank range and fell to the ground from a five-storey window ledge after a tense two-hour standoff at a school in central Hebei province, the Beijing Daily Messenger said. He had taken two children hostage and demanded ransom before police moved in.

The paper said his body was put in a coffin and taken to a funeral home where it was to be refrigerated before being cremated. But funeral home workers heard a groan on opening the coffin and were shocked to find the man still alive. They rushed him to hospital. "This has never happened before. Workers were opening the coffin for a photo examination and heard the man groan," said the funeral home director surnamed Zhang. "We were shocked." Police in Shijiazhuang city refused to comment. There was no word on Zhang's condition nor whether the children were hurt.

Some think that the above is too bizarre to be true. but not so: Google News.






UPDATE UPDATE:



Chinese Action Hero: The Parody. Already? Christ. Any more?

foboat says he does have more Oh noes!



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[info]madman555
2004-08-21 11:55 pm UTC (link)
holy crap, that's some crazy ass shit!

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[info]melindametah
2008-07-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
holy crap myt cell fone rang it was my friend erik holy crap thats weird wow. My cell phone rang.

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[info]rogueb
2004-08-22 01:13 am UTC (link)
ohmygod. no way. no waaay. that's effing insane. jeeeezus.

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[info]innternal
2004-08-22 03:11 am UTC (link)
at least the hostage is safe, if not traumatized =/

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[info]gulsukat
2004-08-22 01:47 pm UTC (link)

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aw - (Anonymous), 2004-08-22 01:59 pm UTC
Re: aw - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-22 03:15 pm UTC
Daycare center? - (Anonymous), 2004-08-22 06:07 pm UTC
Re: Daycare center? - [info]dishliquid, 2004-08-22 07:36 pm UTC
Re: Daycare center? - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-22 11:35 pm UTC
Re: Daycare center? - [info]dishliquid, 2004-08-22 11:50 pm UTC
Re: Daycare center? - (Anonymous), 2004-08-26 03:32 am UTC
Re: Daycare center? - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-26 08:09 am UTC
Re: Daycare center? - (Anonymous), 2004-08-25 08:34 am UTC

[info]pandrax
2004-08-22 01:48 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant.

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[info]xulong
2004-08-22 03:08 pm UTC (link)
haha.lol

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?t=416556

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[info]xulong
2004-08-22 03:13 pm UTC (link)
http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=89709&Sn=WORL&IssueID=27153

WHAT THE FUCK

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(no subject) - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-22 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xulong, 2004-08-22 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-22 03:21 pm UTC

[info]ryokurin
2004-08-22 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Thats messed up. still alive? Jesus.

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[info]tinatosaj
2008-07-16 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Thats messed up. . . .   seattlslim dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   U GON HARM ME/ U & WHT ARMYSEATTLE lickdastrawberry I CAN SEE IT NOW: "NO BUBBA , NO BUBBA, NO.

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[info]lucky_mcgee
2004-08-22 03:58 pm UTC (link)
omg.....that is just freaking nuts!!!

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[info]normalcyispasse
2004-08-22 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Congrats on making it to MeFi. And, yes, this is some pretty impressive shit.

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[info]gulsukat
2004-08-23 06:51 pm UTC (link)
thanks much!

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[info]lugee
2004-08-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
holy fuck.

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oh my goodness!
[info]elizabethfriend
2004-08-22 07:16 pm UTC (link)
that is soooo wild he's still alive - here's to a complete recovery - maybe he'll lead a better life!

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Re: oh my goodness!
(Anonymous)
2004-08-23 10:38 am UTC (link)
I'm glad he lived. Now he can face a firing squad.

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Re: oh my goodness! - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-23 06:51 pm UTC
Re: oh my goodness! - (Anonymous), 2008-01-04 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zenaletam, 2008-07-16 05:20 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-22 10:17 pm UTC (link)
woulda been cooler if he waited til he was being cremated to speak up... that woulda been a GREAT read!!!

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[info]cascadeorca
2004-08-23 12:09 am UTC (link)
goddamn that's ninja.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-23 02:21 am UTC (link)
you livejournal freaks are so weird. are u guys weird in real life? or do u lead a secret double life like spiderman (minus mary jane cuz shes hot and u probably arent that cool)

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[info]gulsukat
2004-08-23 06:58 pm UTC (link)
nah, this is pretty much it.

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[info]miss_foxy
2004-08-23 05:47 am UTC (link)
hey, your LJ is cool, I'm adding you. =)

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[info]gulsukat
2004-08-23 06:56 pm UTC (link)
thanks. =)

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[info]chenry
2004-08-23 06:37 am UTC (link)
sure looks dead to me!

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-23 07:26 am UTC (link)
Would've been much easier to snipe the kidnapper from the top of another building.

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umm, why do you think so?
(Anonymous)
2004-08-23 02:48 pm UTC (link)
The guy was sitting on a windowsill right next to a window the cops had access too. Looks pretty easy to me. If sniping, a miniscule error could have resulted in the kid being hit, as he'd be maybe a degree off from the target. This way, the cop could shoot the guy point blank while keeping the kid well out of the line of fire. Looks to me like they made a good call.

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Re: umm, why do you think so? - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-23 06:55 pm UTC

[info]buddydvd
2004-08-23 08:30 am UTC (link)
wow, made it to mf. cool beans.

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[info]pantherx
2004-08-23 08:54 am UTC (link)
So did they shoot him again before they creamated him?

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friday 13th
[info]thefourthwall
2004-08-23 10:20 am UTC (link)
This sort of thing happens in horror movies all the time. Phew he's dead. Oh wait. No, he's not dead. Ok, NOW he's dead. (What's that groaning noise?)

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-23 06:53 pm UTC (link)
There's only one cure for stupid! And he had a terminal case.

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[info]moroveus
2004-08-24 12:21 am UTC (link)
I'm surprised that I saw this on WTFPEOPLE before I spied it on my own friends' list.

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[info]gulsukat
2004-08-24 01:10 pm UTC (link)
haha. it's bizarre, ain't it?

that's a cool site. too bad they think the article is faked though.

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[info]liquor1squicker
2004-08-24 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Um....HOLY CRAP! We need to import that cop to America.

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[info]altima_neo
2004-08-25 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Oh what the hell??


Who wears black socks and loafers with shorts??

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[info]gulsukat
2004-08-25 07:56 pm UTC (link)
chinese people, duh. i've seen my share of those.

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(no subject) - [info]altima_neo, 2004-08-25 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gulsukat, 2004-08-25 08:06 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-27 12:36 am UTC (link)
Cool!!! I want to kill some body!

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[info]ninjaquartz
2004-08-27 02:01 am UTC (link)
No shit... all the fuckeups that have replied the repugnant shit that they have to this situation are fucked...

OK this is a skrewed up situation... yeah the guy is crazy... but quotes like "aw... the kid is crying. cop shoulda used a silencer :-) and "My sincere hope is that one of the cops went to the crematorium, fired a couple more rounds into the dipshit's head, then told the funeral directors that they must have made a mistake" make me sick to my stomach... These people should be ashamed of themselves. This is bullshit. Fuck you all.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-27 06:19 am UTC (link)
Why? are you really that surprised that people show malice to a criminal? The man was possibly going to murder children to get what he wanted. I can't say I like the idea of a cop shooting him up any more, but the dude fucked with the cops, they believed him to be serious, and they took care of it. He got what he deserved, he's been labeled a "bad guy" and people usually assume that "bad guys" should, you know, die. And I agree with the inital comment, if we had cops in the US willing to do shit like this, there would be a lot less crime. Criminals would know that every time a crime was commited there is a chance they could die, instead of being sent to a jail for 48 hours and then released.

Don't be so surprised at the lack of compassion of strangers.

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Yes this is a screwed up situation. - [info]k9di, 2004-09-05 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-12 07:56 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-27 05:19 pm UTC (link)
omg!! that some crazy shit!!

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